SUPPLIERS Vladimir Putin - Venezuela's arms supplier
Igor Ivanov [Russian Foreign] - marketer
Putin : Chavez bought weapons for three billion
Ivanov : Should he go to war with the Americans?
Putin : No, he loves Lenin's motherland, he respects us. Maybe we can sell him more?
Ivanov : Let's sell him Lenin's mummy, if he loves him so much!
Putin : Good idea, but the communists supposed to jump to the ceiling.
Ivanov : We can sell him, even the Communists, perhaps he should pay something for them too.
Putin : Hardly. The course will begin introducing communism and fight for world peace and then they buy more and more weapons each year, and I do not know if we have time to leverea!
Media announces: Hugo Chavez signed weapons supply contracts $ 3 000 000 000. U.S. State Secretary urged Russia not to supply advanced weapons to Venezuela. During his visit to Belarus, Chavez confessed his love for Lenin.
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