Chapter 25. In which I deny everything. Nowadays, when applying for a job, it's not at all unusual that even prospective employers google your name. Now I am not in a job search account, but it worries me though that if you google my name, so it is very likely that you will find two thousand links to various weird people who have me on his LEFT ; nlista on Facebook, and my namesake: Jessica L. Jensen.
I've married me to this name, but it's like that all the L's are related, via blood or marriage, in one way or another. There is only one ancestor of the block. This means that if you give a Lbäbis an unusual first name is very likely that they are the only man in the world with the name. There are dividers on every continent in the world and they are All Relatives of Ani forty-fifth part.
Are you seventy baby boom 'Jessica is not an uncommon name. Are you eighty 'baby boom, even less. Nevertheless, there seems to be, at least on the net, a single Jessica L to, and she is - irony of all ironies - settled on: * drum roll * Feng Shui.
Yep, irony meter hit the base and blew up. Your own beloved family skeptics share the name with a woman who takes 500 bucks an hour to tell you not to have lime green curtains in the living room if you want help getting pregnant, and that you should not have toilet facilities in the southeastern part of the house because it blocks your money-chi and will make you poor - but you can counteract this by always ensuring that the lid is cit ; slightly, to hang up expensive octagonal mirrors here and there and decorate with gold fish motif. 
toilet in the picture is Feng Shui
(I happen to accommodate an aesthetic delight for goldfish and decorate happy with them, but it has to do with that I think that orange is a nice color and nothing else.) Yep - cash flow is entirely dependent on where in the house the toilet is. Just so you know.
It is also clear that Fångshwi-Jessica a (watch where did you get the pronunciation free of me) have a stronger web presence than I do. Perhaps it might be because I was more active on the Internet during my many maiden name, who knows. Anyway, the one googling Jessica L primarily to encounter Bunkum-Jessica and it makes me sad.
I think, therefore, to start a business with a strong web presence as the five hundred bucks an hour comes to your home and clean up your superstition. By force if necessary.
I like the idea of a programmer who works on the avprogrammerare.
On the other hand, googling my first maiden name - your mother's surname - so you can find in the first place some eighty 'baby boom' blonde who blogs about the nutter is being a mom and how her kid is special. (Hint: it is Nor me.) There is the usual "OMG - Thindra * has found his toes! LoLguvasöthoneLoL Gull Kids! One! "And other misspelled name is brain dead.
Anyone looking at the name I wore between 1981 and 1992 - when I learned to defend myself and called the registry office - find my stay friends-page. It's typical that I hated the name is the only thing that links directly to me. (And a bunch of people who have the same first name and used an adjective that indicates the completion of something)
I have taken no responsibility for what either Jessica or Jessica A. L is doing online. They are bimbos everybody and I will officially distance from them.
* To protect the child I have not used their real names. But I promise that it is just as intelligence liberated and an equally serious problem with an White Trash-fashion names Tindra, Thindra, Thinzdraz and what other "creative" spellings one can think of giving their children to na ra the "unique".
Hint: good genes, nutritious food, good education and a portion of luck is much more effective than finding a name hoptotat of letters from the alphabet ass. "Special" - yes. Unique - no.
